Realistic Heart Earrings

Last year you gave me a heart.  This year I'm returning the favor.

 I don't know about you, but every now and then I'll look at all the hearts and flowers and think to myself... "Well that's cute and all, but that is not what a heart looks like." and when I was a kid if I had actually said that out loud (and I did, because I don't have a filter) my Mom would give me that look that says "Lord, why did you give me such a strange daughter?" mixed with "I'm going to smack you if you keep this up".  Luckily for me my Mom was not really into smacking, but the look was believable enough to make me shut my mouth. 

Now that I'm older.... I will not say grown up, God just might smite me for that big of a whopper... I can say all sorts of things and better yet make them.  So with my heart full of joy I looked online for some anatomy drawings found one I like and simplified it (the charms are about the size of a nickle so to complex and I can't draw it that small).  So now for your pleasure I present Real Heart Earrings....  Wahaha  

I Know that you want them.  You are looking at the earrings feeling your heart-rate picking up and your eyes turning into dinner plates.  So I say don't deny yourself, give into your urges and buy these earrings.